Custom Bongo

Headstock: note the now-standard compensated nut.	Oh yeah, baby. The flames go all the way 'round!

Tommy and Sterling play the blues. Because I'm a very special person, I got to play Sterling's personal single hummer Bongo.	Okay, okay, so everyone got to play Sterling's bass, alright? But did everyone get to play Elvis songs with David Ball? I think not.

"Extremely Odd Moments In History"

This has to be the funniest thing of all time. Jon Smith, Dudley Gimpel and John Ferraro look to me for cues. Nothing like this has ever happened before.	Unable to speak or remember the third verse to "Little Sister" and incapable of coming up with another plan, I resort to showing them my fingerboard,

I was so busy while everyone else was eating that my plate looked like this... ...until Beth, Fabulous International Sales Girl, saved my ass.	Steve Lukather and Jack Williams hold a high-level meeting in a secret location deep within San Luis Obispo.

 

Special thanks to the above people, without whom none of this would have been possible.